I think we should change our policy of giving ambassadors to political supporters. Instead I think we should give all ambassadorships to porn stars. Now, before you scream, please read the whole post, I will attempt to prove my point.

1) Porn Stars already screw people for money, so they will have no problem screwing politicians and generals for information. It no longer will be a quid pro quo to do what you have to do for information. It will be explicit - sleep with everyone you have to!

2) People won't mind being pumped for information by a porn star.

3) People admit thing they shouldn't after an orgasm. Yes, you do too, don't blush.

4) People will boast like mad to get in bed with a porn star. Great access to people and information.

5) Our ambassadors are spies, we want ambassadors that can develop relationships and get information out of people. Porn Stars could get away with outright saying "I'm a spy". They won't be taken seriously and thus they can get real information.

6) It will encourage many young men and women to go into politics as a career.

7) Who would you rather see at a cocktail party and spend time with Jenna Jameson or Ryan Crocker (current US Ambassador to Iraq if you didn't know, which you probably didn't)? I would rather run into Jenna.

8) You can fund the embassies by selling apparel and porn. Trading cards, tshirts, calendars. Hidden camera videos showing our ambassadors with other heads of state. For example, one video can be called: "Heads" of State. You do the math. It will be a whole cottage industry that goes right to uncle sam.

So are you with me? Let's make this country, fun and entertaining and stop taking ourselves too seriously. We pay our politicians salary and they are in office because we voted them in. How about they start doing things to make us pay attention?

At Ease Solider,

Richie